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Scene Breakdown: Showdown In Little Tokyo
Showdown in Little Tokyo is not a good movie. It is poorly acted, poorly written, offensive, over the top in every way, and it features gratuitous amounts of nudity and violence. Showdown in Little...
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Scene Breakdown: Cool As Ice
The early 90s were a weird time. I’m fairly certain that if you boarded a plane to Los Angeles, took a bus to any studio lot, and screamed “I AM A RAPPER!” the top of your lungs, someone would have...
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Scene Breakdown: Stone Cold
NSFW Language The plot description in the Wikipedia entry for Stone Cold begins with this sentence:Brian Bosworth stars as Joe Huff, a tough Alabama cop who is frustrated with a system that handles...
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Scene Breakdown: ‘Karate Dog’
It’s official, everyone. I have a new favorite movie. Holy crap.The jawdropping genius of the 2004 masterwork Karate Dog has been discussed around these parts before, as one of Vince’s “Forgotten...
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Shia LaBeouf Compares Working With Studios To Having A Finger Up His Butt
As Vince touched on earlier, Shia LaBeouf sat down for an interview with The Hollywood Reporter where he talked about a wide range of showbizzy-style things, including his fractured relationship with...
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Writer’s Room: Scenes that turned us into blubbering wiener kids
Remember these kids? They saw The Odd Life of Timothy Green the other day, and it brought to the fore their youthful inability to comprehend the inevitability of mortality. It was HILARIOUS! (See also:...
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Writer’s Room: Audiences More Entertaining Than the Movie
Look, we’ve all been there: you’re sitting there watching a mediocre movie, let’s say Spider-Man 3, and on screen, emo Peter Parker is in the midst of shoving Mary Jane down on the floor. The theater...
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Commercial Breakdown: The ‘Fast & Furious 6′ Super Bowl Ad
The Fast and the Furious was a film about a group of felonious street racers and the undercover police officer who was tasked with taking them down. Its sequel, 2 Fast 2 Furious, followed a similar...
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The Greatest Movie Of All Time Is Currently In Production
OKAY EVERYBODY SHUT UP BECAUSE I HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS: 1) RZA and Paul Walker are making a movie together titled Brick Mansions; 2) READ THESE SENTENCES.The script sees Walker play an undercover cop who...
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We Can Write This: 8 Free Movie Pitches for Hollywood
If you’re anything like me, you look at some of the movies getting greenlit lately and the trailers that run before the films you actually want to see, and you think to yourself, “Good Lord. Anyone...
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Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert Make a Complete Mockery of the Election
A small refresher: Last week, Stephen Colbert announced his intention to create an exploratory committee in order to run for the President of South Carolina. By law, if someone become a candidate for...
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We Can Write This: 7 More Free Movie Pitches For Hollywood
It’s been a few months since I tossed out my last batch of stupid movie pitches, and, somehow, no one from Tinseltown has contacted me about any of them. Not even Clone Heist. I know, I’m shocked,...
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2012 KSK NFL Prekkake: Philadelphia Eagles
The 2011 season arrived in Philadelphia with great fanfare and expectation, as well as one well-circulated boisterous quote from their backup quarterback. Everything quickly imploded in hilarious...
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KSK 2014 NFL Prekkake: Philadelphia Eagles
PS Last year: 10-6, NFC East champs, lost in Wild Card round Acquisitions: Darren Sproles, Malcolm Jenkins, Mark Sanchez, Marcus Smith Departures: DeSean Jackson, Michael Vick, Patrick Chung, Jason...
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The Revised Rankings of the 12 Months Of The Year
Getty Image We’re obviously big fans of our pal Danger Guerrero around these parts — anyone who suggests a pineapple in a top hat would be a better commissioner than Roger Goodell is some sort of...
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